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關於程式設計師的開發和日常生活的迷因
Beep boop
IZI PIZI
Always the one doing the heavy lifting
Relatable
The programmers are sick and tired of your crap
Hello world
Congratulations you got a tech job
Pipe bombs are fun!
Daily dose of devil life
26.6.2024
This voice is tattooed in almost everyone of us
AnyoneGotDifferentBite
Old one but good
What is the magic word to get wat you wantV
Post deadline world
Not impressed
Nope
When you tell people you’re a programmer
Types of cables and USB
Anything but a printer..
Sam Lake... the creator of max payne
Steakoverflow
Deadlines
BruteForceAttackProtection
Don't even tell your closest ones
An uphill battle
When you realise you want to work with the best programmers in Europe's Silicon Valley (Cluj - RO)...
WhyIsItNotWorking
IT Whoops!
Not a lot of people know this
Good guy A.I.
Firewall activation
Senior developer
Classic 90s Battlestation
Title here
Kill me now :)
Eat Sleep Debug Repeat
David Bowie in 1999 about the impact of the Internet on society
Childhood memories
This is the truth
401 Unauthorized years since this WTF
Smort marketing
ASCII/ANSI - Programming Joke
The cable management here is just beautiful.
Windows defender in a nutshell!!
It's like bullying a child
PHP is Frankenstein
This is how pros do it.
How far have we come as community...
But... it does run
PEP FTW
I’ll book that one in for next sprint, UAT next Monday sound good?
A glorious one!
This is how I imagine EA as a girlfriend.
Wholesome life gone
Maybe silly, but I almost died laughing
Fancy curse(ive)
It's true though
This guy just hit a once in a lifetime shot in CSGO An AWP ace with 1 bullet… 5 kills with 1 shot. Literally can’t believe this is real
No not that, the cheaper one.
Senior too tbh
*{border-radius: "profit";}
Stable build and merge request
The FBI fingerprint files in 1944
Did anyone else notice the version history of the YouTube app in the AppStore?
Robots once they understand human emotions
They did it again
ThisIsCoolerThanTheArchive
How lazy are you?
Give this Gentleman raise
An interesting title
Electronic Frontier Foundation
How to enable 'Recruit Difficulty' for Tinder?
Back to work!
The things we have to do for code review these days
Yea has yes the plans. Fool-proofless.
Thai ads are always so creat- Wait? Oh, this one is Korean?
Now the legendary Rubik's Cube is easy to understand
Proof that humanity peaked 1998-2009
Ah yes the plan
A man of culture
A computer and a kitteh are the only friends a boy needs
Yeah the planning (@digitallybaffled)
Pure genius.
Hmm…
True
Any old timey gamers see this and think of the anti piracy on Jet Set Willy?
JavaScript meeting other languages
IT support
Newspaper article from 1963
My name.........., But............
Oldies
That’s disgusting
One last wish
Time to build this regex query
Software engineering in one image
Simple maths, really
Scalable Vector Graphics
Ty random Indian dudes on YouTube
Good Pun
Ready for halloween
Stack overflow joined the chat
Bloody
Check your types
Accurate
Me getting ready for Killing my Netflix subscription
Couldn't be more true
Sound of 56k (or 28.8 or 33.6 - v.34.) dial-up modem
But S is for = SEXY
JavaScript
Can Linux users confirm this? As a Mac soyboy this gets annoying.
Something went wrong at CERN today
Programming? Yes of course I know how to Program
Do we have the technology tho
C is fun
End User
When you need to keep your files extra safe
Just a littel bug
Dating life as a millennial
"I'll do that task tomorrow."
The level of stupidity is too damn high
To the max.
It’s like waterfall with extra steps!
U feel old ?
Risky.
Print(x) // Title name here
Good Luck
Tasks before and after meeting
This is a Panasonic Penwriter, an unusual device from 1986. It's a battery-powered plotter - unlike normal typewriters it does not 'stamp' letters onto the page, it literally writes them using tiny pens, allowing it to print text in differe
Wait for it..
Dude, stop that shhhhh.
Can anyone remember the last time they work on a A:\ ? For me, I think it is around 20 - 23 years ago.
Bezos can start to shiver.
Tomorrow
Gaming pc back in the days
The 5 stages of software development.
Space walk...
As a lazy programmer
Parents ain't wrong
Reap Wat u SOW
This is the size of a fiber optic wire capable of supplying a home with high speed internet.
The Gordon Freeman Game Plan
Always be aware of your surroundings
Utopia
Where human damnation being
It's been a while since my last post
Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog
So you're the one who...!
Cause and effect
How to open a masterlock without a key in under 10 seconds.
FYI
Everytime I wake up
Compiler
Implement all BS in 2-3 weeks..
Houston, we have a problem..
Three generations of computer components. The bottom one did the job of a few dozen of the middle one, the middle one did the job of a few dozen of the top one.
This is probably going to end in Great Sentient Chair Revolution
I wonder what teams is
Handle incorrect English as well
With flexbox
Microsoft Solitaire turns 30 today!
Anything
Can wait forever
It’s that time of the year again
A Demo from 1993 of 32-year-old Yann LeCun showing off the World's first Convolutional Network for Text Recognition.
Every game
This guy gives Zero F....
When you team says: Better you do all the work.. will CS:GO work again before hl3?
Someone please kill me now!!
Python and C# is life!
This is the way
Home Office.
It's a no
PCommunism
Alt + F4 is sprint.
When you you, you know
I made a big miztake...
Kill em all
Germans seem angry but they are actually very nice! (Starcraft 2)
Also, Alt+F4 gives you secret weapons!
Construction completed
No doubt about this
High Speed Book Scanner at over 250 pages/min
The new terminal looks sick
Gotta make the crowd cheer somehow..
Me right now at the beach
How do you handle the warnings? :P
I can’t stop looking at this keyboard
Practical door opener
Yeah title
It's a real fake door
Why is the backlog so big all the time!
Pulling in work
Side Projects
Washington DC new metro pass displays the metro map with augmented reality when you look at it with your phone or smart glasses
The Princess Bride Software Development Lifecycle
Pypy freetime
That's great!
Good old CS1.6
Was using sublime when suddenly
"How's your day going? Well I sold some pencils to Vincent Van Gogh"
Facts! The gold times...
Satan: Enter Your Phone Number
The Seiko TV Watch, 1982. Pretty amazing tech for its day
How old are you?
Found in a book of facts
Peak human achievement.
This brings back memories
87-year-old woman uses MS Paint to create idyllic landscape art.
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates in 1991
Yikes
Never ever underestimate the client's stupidity
Meowchanical Kittyboard Purrototype
Starting a new project
Getting back on your side project
The cold throne
CSS be like?
Pretty cool jumping robot
Me this morning.
Hail to the I9 10th
It's Friday my Dudes Following Ritual
Feeling good yet?
SSL error
A round of applause, please
#legend
Stares at the horizon: “….yes”
Grandpa was wise
And not a sliver more
Ever wondered the logic behind sorting algorithms?
If only they knew
Wait what ?!!
Jesus saves a critical server system by changing a blade at the Jerusalem datacenter ca. 32 A.D.
Who agrees on this?😂😂
Hmm
Big nope
Work work work
The perfect job for captain obvious
I dont know
Epic NPC Man is great!
The Kubernetes Trap
One of the most iconic TV series of the 80s
Tehc
Talk about user friendly :)
Walulis made a pic in couse of the new LIDL commercial against ALDI
"Here" "Here1" "Here2" "Shouldn't come here"
Aaaaa perfect
Debugging is cool
Laughed hard! Yeah, to hell with all this bs y‘all.
One of the best novel I read…
*insert 'its monday' joke here*
The only valid Measurement of Code Quality: WTFs/Minute
Human, focus, work hard, don’t get fired. I don’t like cheap cat food.
I'm not crying you are.
You're so indecisive if you know what I'm meaning..
Blackberry lemon cheese
The struggle
Not mine but still funny
I can smell this picture
So... my grandma dropped her phone yesterday. It was no joke an atom away from landing on my foot!
Capcom when they delayed their game.
Brooklyn 69
Posting the the Weekend Dance Bros every Saturday #4
And in your third re-try you start to feel the cold sweat on your back
The struggle is real
This customized Volkswagen bus
Cat owners can relate
That's why beer nowaday taste bad
It is sad ... but true
F**k off Oreo, that's the real sh*t!
Living Room Porn
It`s simple like this
Especially because it's Monday
Quantum Computer: Yesn't
Not a smart idea...
Can relate...
The Apple Watch of the 80s
Never forget
PYtHoN gOoD jAvA bAd
What?
Other way to prank programmers
Classic
Any one else?
Most credible scene of hacking ever! Attacker must have had 5 people on the keyboard.
Pac-Man
An engineer wiring an early ibm computer. 1958 photo by berenice abbott.
Cheap, cheaper cheapest
Linux servers
Money
Programmers problems...
It is what it is
Gave him wings alright
The British Parliament enacts the Stamp Act on the American Colonies. (March 22, 1765)
(longer Gif) :)
I took this screenshot of Google's homepage in august 1999. I was writing an essay on how to search for things on the internet.
It seems to work
Yeah, our browser is "special"
It's always like this...
Anything for gaming
Chrome bout to get a four course meal
That darn printer
Somebody has to make this happen
Beautiful weather today!
Google aint no snitch
When I didn't have internet
Who knows this great game?
Binary Counter
If Satan were a web developer
First ever Galaxy Tab.
Yes
The year is 2121. You open a drawer of your great great grandfather and disvocer this.
Clippy's demise
Bring your cat to work day
Silent war
Job Title: Professional Googler.
I want to believe
"Those bastards lied to me"
Finally bought it
TODO: buy a cat
An old CRT TV screen with Pac-Man burnt onto it
When the sun is directly above these poles
Oh. Thats the reason.
5:00 on a Friday, trying to merge & push some small changes to production:
Connecting the dots
Meta: When you add a comment that doesn't explain anything just for the sake of commenting
Half-Steller
This early printing press setup showing where the terms “uppercase” and “lowercase” originated.
Waita a minute...
Man vs Machine
Stack overflow wants to know your location
With laptops getting thinner, this might be a good idea
Nothing to say! It’s a Fact
Tititles
Before stackoverflow, how did developers avoid jumping off a cliff whenever they had a problem with their code
Stack overflow
Word
Primeday
I like music
Project Manager
To be continued...
Evolution Of The Desk
Bit of a lazy day
Back to Basics
01000111 01101111 01100100
Checking Raspberry pin locations through augmented reality. The future is here.
We can finally get VPN on Windows '95 guys
What you say
Readme.md
Same same.
Front and Backend be like...
Today I learned
That's so true….
Cable hoarder!
It's always on track
Simpler times
Hard at work
Meanwhile....
I might use this lol
Well, I do...
I‘am that Old
Ill see your Google auto book scanning tool and raise you the BSF-Auto
Fok'n lazer sighting.
21 Pics That Make You Feel Old As You Remember What Internet Used To Be Like
Cracking jokes
Tesla cars software updating
Deadlines suck!
There are no errors but shall we ignore warnings?
Good luck..
Facts
I’d still need a 2nd monitor.
It's a coherent process
Cries in 980
Hope you like pixelart as well (7)
Added a bit of nostalgia to the keyboard
Wtf? Asians man.
What the hell are you upto?
Innards of a RedBox machine
The Legend of…
I wouldn’t even type the w command
Programming in a Nutshell
Oh how I miss the good old days having nothing to worry about
Programmers will know..
Happens everytime
Part of my funny collection, and its selfmade lol
Amazing keyboard to copy paste from stack overflow easier
Just a daily reminder that you're not a bad person
A general pseudo joke - no specific language
Every f**king time
Unexpected f**king find.
No time for loosers...
Yep, that old
For people that enjoy sorting algorithms
Apple’s touchscreen “iPhone” prototype from 1983......
Try transcribing that
The prev one but with some lofi
2 humans 1 keyboard
Makes sense
Bill you lad
Kung Fury
Especially when you're preparing for the exams
Pro Gamerzzz!
Is it true? I think so
Hilarious.
Problem with my duel monitors :(
HTML5
Hahahaha haha..
Underwater internet cable
Friends
Work in Peace in 2021
It's not a bug
Software requirements specification
Syntax highlighting? Never heard of it
Gotta love them replies !!
All Hail Larry.
Trust me I am a programmer
Thats why
Using software development methods to make a baby
Currently on my way...
Naming convention limitation or psycho devs?
Well can you make a sandwich instead ??
Cursed Technician
No comment.
Testing in PROD no lower environments
Persona
JavaScript the M. Night Shyamalan of the Coding world.
Scalability 100
Every time you have to debug, take a shot... this won't end well..
Pseudo-code
True?
It's a pot, flower pot
That glow tho.
Hihihihihi
Please!
There is no such thing as a small client request
And they're just comments
We all need some love
Prayers doesnct work!
Does your manager Understand the complexities of Programming?
How programmers comment their code...
Computer Monitors
Dangling
This CTO got his staff to pay attention to his commit messages! You won't believe how he did it!
Debugging
"why are u crying? Its just bunch of pixels on the screen"
Finally, the last bug is fixed!
Don't mess with me boi
Please do not tap
Pirate Programming
Senior dev be like .!..
When Senior Developer comes to Solve the Problems
Dev Battle
The effect of pointers
A man of many talents
HTML Programmers’ lives matter!
Back End Developer doing CSS
Tanned developer
Junior vs Senior
Adapt
Who needs Ethernet
Random number generator
To all the DBAs
Only Linux users will get this
Sounds like an entry-level data scientist job
Dear Japan, stay subarashi as much as possible. With love, 9Gag.
Telefonat mit der IT
Debugging Mug
Code samples or it didn't happen
The war rages on...
IT Dad's story time.
Programmers be like...
Programmers (Day Vs Night)
GitHub out of order view
Ahhhhh. So nice and neat.
Think about your old code.
This girl has an interesting tattoo
Two bytes in a bar
We are here.
Daily struggle
Javascript has done more to produce the web than broken soil does to produce a crop, it may be old but still holds the weight of the entire web on it's weakened shoulders as others grow under it's nourishment.
What numbering system is this?
Interesting
TRuSt Me I’m PrOgRaMmEr
The guide everyone needs
“Have you tried running git blame? Oh...nevermind”
Newbies to coding:
