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關於程式設計師的開發和日常生活的迷因
Incredible special effects at this mall
Yeah the planning (@digitallybaffled)
This customized Volkswagen bus
Somebody has to make this happen
Job Title: Professional Googler.
Gaming pc back in the days
Maybe silly, but I almost died laughing
Pac-Man
Every f**king time
Ah yes the plan
I like music
The 5 stages of software development.
Space walk...
PEP FTW
JavaScript meeting other languages
How lazy are you?
It’s like waterfall with extra steps!
Hmm…
No not that, the cheaper one.
C is fun
JavaScript
Check your types
Stack overflow joined the chat
But... it does run
A man of culture
True
Can Linux users confirm this? As a Mac soyboy this gets annoying.
A glorious one!
Now the legendary Rubik's Cube is easy to understand
Yea has yes the plans. Fool-proofless.
Ready for halloween
Childhood memories
Accurate
Wholesome life gone
But S is for = SEXY
Simple maths, really
Ty random Indian dudes on YouTube
Bloody
Windows defender in a nutshell!!
Smort marketing
Sound of 56k (or 28.8 or 33.6 - v.34.) dial-up modem
Did anyone else notice the version history of the YouTube app in the AppStore?
An interesting title
IT support
Thai ads are always so creat- Wait? Oh, this one is Korean?
Something went wrong at CERN today
Pure genius.
Scalable Vector Graphics
Proof that humanity peaked 1998-2009
Classic 90s Battlestation
I’ll book that one in for next sprint, UAT next Monday sound good?
That’s disgusting
Unexpected f**king find.
*{border-radius: "profit";}
PHP is Frankenstein
Fancy curse(ive)
This is a Panasonic Penwriter, an unusual device from 1986. It's a battery-powered plotter - unlike normal typewriters it does not 'stamp' letters onto the page, it literally writes them using tiny pens, allowing it to print text in differe
Title here
Me getting ready for Killing my Netflix subscription
My name.........., But............
This guy just hit a once in a lifetime shot in CSGO An AWP ace with 1 bullet… 5 kills with 1 shot. Literally can’t believe this is real
Oldies
David Bowie in 1999 about the impact of the Internet on society
Any old timey gamers see this and think of the anti piracy on Jet Set Willy?
It's like bullying a child
Senior too tbh
This is how I imagine EA as a girlfriend.
It's true though
This is how pros do it.
Back to work!
ThisIsCoolerThanTheArchive
This is the truth
Robots once they understand human emotions
The FBI fingerprint files in 1944
A computer and a kitteh are the only friends a boy needs
Hope you like pixelart as well (7)
Aaaaa perfect
This is probably going to end in Great Sentient Chair Revolution
Where human damnation being
PCommunism
Innards of a RedBox machine
I wouldn’t even type the w command
Risky.
The new terminal looks sick
PYtHoN gOoD jAvA bAd
Google aint no snitch
Binary Counter
The British Parliament enacts the Stamp Act on the American Colonies. (March 22, 1765)
This brings back memories
Blackberry lemon cheese
The prev one but with some lofi
Meanwhile....
When the sun is directly above these poles
Finally bought it
I can’t stop looking at this keyboard
Friends
Naming convention limitation or psycho devs?
First ever Galaxy Tab.
87-year-old woman uses MS Paint to create idyllic landscape art.
High Speed Book Scanner at over 250 pages/min
Feeling good yet?
Alt + F4 is sprint.
The cold throne
This guy gives Zero F....
Trust me I am a programmer
Readme.md
HTML5
It's a real fake door
Other way to prank programmers
It's not a bug
Is it true? I think so
Anything
U feel old ?
Hahahaha haha..
21 Pics That Make You Feel Old As You Remember What Internet Used To Be Like
(longer Gif) :)
With laptops getting thinner, this might be a good idea
Meowchanical Kittyboard Purrototype
Fok'n lazer sighting.
I might use this lol
I want to believe
Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog
When you team says: Better you do all the work.. will CS:GO work again before hl3?
No doubt about this
Man vs Machine
Python and C# is life!
Not a smart idea...
I made a big miztake...
Living Room Porn
If Satan were a web developer
Cause and effect
Ever wondered the logic behind sorting algorithms?
When I didn't have internet
The perfect job for captain obvious
Wait for it..
The level of stupidity is too damn high
Can anyone remember the last time they work on a A:\ ? For me, I think it is around 20 - 23 years ago.
As a lazy programmer
Can wait forever
No comment.
It is sad ... but true
Every game
So... my grandma dropped her phone yesterday. It was no joke an atom away from landing on my foot!
Well can you make a sandwich instead ??
It`s simple like this
Programmers will know..
Houston, we have a problem..
Microsoft Solitaire turns 30 today!
When you need to keep your files extra safe
You're so indecisive if you know what I'm meaning..
That's great!
Wait what ?!!
Eat Sleep Debug Repeat
Good old CS1.6
Gave him wings alright
Never forget
F**k off Oreo, that's the real sh*t!
Give this Gentleman raise
All Hail Larry.
Hilarious.
How to open a masterlock without a key in under 10 seconds.
Gotta love them replies !!
Problem with my duel monitors :(
Someone please kill me now!!
Half-Steller
"How's your day going? Well I sold some pencils to Vincent Van Gogh"
Evolution Of The Desk
Yeah, our browser is "special"
Who agrees on this?😂😂
I took this screenshot of Google's homepage in august 1999. I was writing an essay on how to search for things on the internet.
Added a bit of nostalgia to the keyboard
An old CRT TV screen with Pac-Man burnt onto it
The Gordon Freeman Game Plan
I‘am that Old
Programmers problems...
Underwater internet cable
Also, Alt+F4 gives you secret weapons!
Wtf? Asians man.
Always be aware of your surroundings
Home Office.
Construction completed
Cursed Technician
It seems to work
Deadlines suck!
Bill you lad
Cable hoarder!
Software requirements specification
Ill see your Google auto book scanning tool and raise you the BSF-Auto
Try transcribing that
Washington DC new metro pass displays the metro map with augmented reality when you look at it with your phone or smart glasses
Clippy's demise
Meta: When you add a comment that doesn't explain anything just for the sake of commenting
Human, focus, work hard, don’t get fired. I don’t like cheap cat food.
Bit of a lazy day
Good Pun
Walulis made a pic in couse of the new LIDL commercial against ALDI
Me right now at the beach
And not a sliver more
Cries in 980
Beautiful weather today!
The Princess Bride Software Development Lifecycle
There are no errors but shall we ignore warnings?
SSL error
Was using sublime when suddenly
Oh how I miss the good old days having nothing to worry about
A round of applause, please
Checking Raspberry pin locations through augmented reality. The future is here.
Tesla cars software updating
It’s that time of the year again
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates in 1991
A Demo from 1993 of 32-year-old Yann LeCun showing off the World's first Convolutional Network for Text Recognition.
Peak human achievement.
Jesus saves a critical server system by changing a blade at the Jerusalem datacenter ca. 32 A.D.
Especially when you're preparing for the exams
Print(x) // Title name here
Posting the the Weekend Dance Bros every Saturday #4
Can relate...
#legend
Cheap, cheaper cheapest
That's so true….
Yeah title
TODO: buy a cat
What?
Waita a minute...
The Apple Watch of the 80s
Parents ain't wrong
That darn printer
Connecting the dots
Compiler
Part of my funny collection, and its selfmade lol
Well, I do...
Using software development methods to make a baby
Just a daily reminder that you're not a bad person
Stack overflow
It's a coherent process
Yikes
Handle incorrect English as well
Kung Fury
2 humans 1 keyboard
Makes sense
Epic NPC Man is great!
I wonder what teams is
Word
Nothing to say! It’s a Fact
Work in Peace in 2021
The only valid Measurement of Code Quality: WTFs/Minute
Currently on my way...
So you're the one who...!
Tasks before and after meeting
Persona
I'm not crying you are.
Pro Gamerzzz!
Any one else?
CSS be like?
Dude, stop that shhhhh.
What you say
The year is 2121. You open a drawer of your great great grandfather and disvocer this.
It's always like this...
It is what it is
We can finally get VPN on Windows '95 guys
Yep, that old
Classic
JavaScript the M. Night Shyamalan of the Coding world.
The Kubernetes Trap
"Those bastards lied to me"
Testing in PROD no lower environments
Tehc
This is the way
Syntax highlighting? Never heard of it
Dating life as a millennial
Happens everytime
Thats why
Project Manager
It's Friday my Dudes Following Ritual
This is the size of a fiber optic wire capable of supplying a home with high speed internet.
Tititles
To be continued...
For people that enjoy sorting algorithms
An engineer wiring an early ibm computer. 1958 photo by berenice abbott.
I can smell this picture
Three generations of computer components. The bottom one did the job of a few dozen of the middle one, the middle one did the job of a few dozen of the top one.
Apple’s touchscreen “iPhone” prototype from 1983......
Good luck..
Simpler times
The struggle is real
Most credible scene of hacking ever! Attacker must have had 5 people on the keyboard.
It's always on track
Tomorrow
A general pseudo joke - no specific language
Linux servers
Amazing keyboard to copy paste from stack overflow easier
What the hell are you upto?
Bezos can start to shiver.
Reap Wat u SOW
Programming in a Nutshell
Kill em all
The struggle
The Legend of…
Stack overflow wants to know your location
Hail to the I9 10th
Germans seem angry but they are actually very nice! (Starcraft 2)
This early printing press setup showing where the terms “uppercase” and “lowercase” originated.
One of the best novel I read…
Front and Backend be like...
Who knows this great game?
Me this morning.
*insert 'its monday' joke here*
It's been a while since my last post
Gotta make the crowd cheer somehow..
Before stackoverflow, how did developers avoid jumping off a cliff whenever they had a problem with their code
How far have we come as community...
ASCII/ANSI - Programming Joke
Yes
Pulling in work
Why is the backlog so big all the time!
Chrome bout to get a four course meal
Same same.
Big nope
Facts! The gold times...
One last wish
Back to Basics
Pretty cool jumping robot
Oh. Thats the reason.
Laughed hard! Yeah, to hell with all this bs y‘all.
Utopia
If only they knew
They did it again
Anything for gaming
Primeday
No time for loosers...
Never ever underestimate the client's stupidity
Bring your cat to work day
The Seiko TV Watch, 1982. Pretty amazing tech for its day
With flexbox
That's why beer nowaday taste bad
Cat owners can relate
Cracking jokes
How do you handle the warnings? :P
Facts
I’d still need a 2nd monitor.
Hard at work
Money
"Here" "Here1" "Here2" "Shouldn't come here"
Implement all BS in 2-3 weeks..
Grandpa was wise
Silent war
Practical door opener
Newspaper article from 1963
Today I learned
Satan: Enter Your Phone Number
Everytime I wake up
Especially because it's Monday
Capcom when they delayed their game.
One of the most iconic TV series of the 80s
Debugging is cool
And in your third re-try you start to feel the cold sweat on your back
Hmm
When you you, you know
Found in a book of facts
Getting back on your side project
Starting a new project
Quantum Computer: Yesn't
Stares at the horizon: “….yes”
Brooklyn 69
Good Luck
Talk about user friendly :)
Pypy freetime
FYI
401 Unauthorized years since this WTF
Electronic Frontier Foundation
Side Projects
I dont know
Not mine but still funny
It's a no
How old are you?
Work work work
The cable management here is just beautiful.
The things we have to do for code review these days
Couldn't be more true
Programming? Yes of course I know how to Program
Stable build and merge request
To the max.
Kill me now :)
How to enable 'Recruit Difficulty' for Tinder?
End User
Just a littel bug
Do we have the technology tho
"I'll do that task tomorrow."
Time to build this regex query
Software engineering in one image
How programmers comment their code...
Adapt
The effect of pointers
Scalability 100
It's a pot, flower pot
Javascript has done more to produce the web than broken soil does to produce a crop, it may be old but still holds the weight of the entire web on it's weakened shoulders as others grow under it's nourishment.
There is no such thing as a small client request
HTML Programmers’ lives matter!
Interesting
Programmers be like...
Please!
Pseudo-code
Random number generator
What numbering system is this?
Prayers doesnct work!
Programmers (Day Vs Night)
Hihihihihi
Every time you have to debug, take a shot... this won't end well..
This CTO got his staff to pay attention to his commit messages! You won't believe how he did it!
Who needs Ethernet
5:00 on a Friday, trying to merge & push some small changes to production:
Debugging
"why are u crying? Its just bunch of pixels on the screen"
Daily struggle
We are here.
Code samples or it didn't happen
Debugging Mug
TRuSt Me I’m PrOgRaMmEr
Finally, the last bug is fixed!
We all need some love
“Have you tried running git blame? Oh...nevermind”
Don't mess with me boi
Newbies to coding:
Please do not tap
The guide everyone needs
Two bytes in a bar
This girl has an interesting tattoo
Pirate Programming
IT Dad's story time.
Think about your old code.
Dear Japan, stay subarashi as much as possible. With love, 9Gag.
Dev Battle
Senior dev be like .!..
When Senior Developer comes to Solve the Problems
The war rages on...
And they're just comments
Dangling
That glow tho.
Telefonat mit der IT
True?
Sounds like an entry-level data scientist job
Does your manager Understand the complexities of Programming?
A man of many talents
Only Linux users will get this
Junior vs Senior
Back End Developer doing CSS
Ahhhhh. So nice and neat.
GitHub out of order view
To all the DBAs
01000111 01101111 01100100
Computer Monitors
Tanned developer
