Me getting ready for Killing my Netflix subscription
Couldn't be more true
Sound of 56k (or 28.8 or 33.6 - v.34.) dial-up modem
But S is for = SEXY
Can Linux users confirm this? As a Mac soyboy this gets annoying.
Something went wrong at CERN today
Programming? Yes of course I know how to Program
Do we have the technology tho
C is fun
When you need to keep your files extra safe
Just a littel bug
Dating life as a millennial
"I'll do that task tomorrow."
The level of stupidity is too damn high
To the max.
It’s like waterfall with extra steps!
U feel old ?
Print(x) // Title name here
Tasks before and after meeting
This is a Panasonic Penwriter, an unusual device from 1986. It's a battery-powered plotter - unlike normal typewriters it does not 'stamp' letters onto the page, it literally writes them using tiny pens, allowing it to print text in differe
Wait for it..
Dude, stop that shhhhh.
Can anyone remember the last time they work on a A:\ ? For me, I think it is around 20 - 23 years ago.
Bezos can start to shiver.
Gaming pc back in the days
The 5 stages of software development.
As a lazy programmer
Parents ain't wrong
Reap Wat u SOW
This is the size of a fiber optic wire capable of supplying a home with high speed internet.
The Gordon Freeman Game Plan
Always be aware of your surroundings
Where human damnation being
It's been a while since my last post
Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog
So you're the one who...!
Cause and effect
How to open a masterlock without a key in under 10 seconds.
Everytime I wake up
Implement all BS in 2-3 weeks..
Houston, we have a problem..
Three generations of computer components. The bottom one did the job of a few dozen of the middle one, the middle one did the job of a few dozen of the top one.
This is probably going to end in Great Sentient Chair Revolution
I wonder what teams is
Handle incorrect English as well
Microsoft Solitaire turns 30 today!
Can wait forever
It’s that time of the year again
A Demo from 1993 of 32-year-old Yann LeCun showing off the World's first Convolutional Network for Text Recognition.
This guy gives Zero F....
When you team says: Better you do all the work.. will CS:GO work again before hl3?
Someone please kill me now!!
Python and C# is life!
This is the way
It's a no
Alt + F4 is sprint.
When you you, you know
I made a big miztake...
Kill em all
Germans seem angry but they are actually very nice! (Starcraft 2)
Also, Alt+F4 gives you secret weapons!
No doubt about this
High Speed Book Scanner at over 250 pages/min
The new terminal looks sick
Gotta make the crowd cheer somehow..
Me right now at the beach
How do you handle the warnings? :P
I can’t stop looking at this keyboard
Practical door opener
It's a real fake door
Why is the backlog so big all the time!
Pulling in work
Washington DC new metro pass displays the metro map with augmented reality when you look at it with your phone or smart glasses
The Princess Bride Software Development Lifecycle
Good old CS1.6
Was using sublime when suddenly
"How's your day going? Well I sold some pencils to Vincent Van Gogh"
Facts! The gold times...
Satan: Enter Your Phone Number
The Seiko TV Watch, 1982. Pretty amazing tech for its day
How old are you?
Found in a book of facts
Peak human achievement.
This brings back memories
87-year-old woman uses MS Paint to create idyllic landscape art.
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates in 1991
Never ever underestimate the client's stupidity
Meowchanical Kittyboard Purrototype
Starting a new project
Getting back on your side project
The cold throne
CSS be like?
Pretty cool jumping robot
Me this morning.
Hail to the I9 10th
It's Friday my Dudes Following Ritual
Feeling good yet?
A round of applause, please
Stares at the horizon: “….yes”
Grandpa was wise
And not a sliver more
Ever wondered the logic behind sorting algorithms?
If only they knew
Wait what ?!!
Jesus saves a critical server system by changing a blade at the Jerusalem datacenter ca. 32 A.D.
Who agrees on this?😂😂
Work work work
The perfect job for captain obvious
I dont know
Epic NPC Man is great!
The Kubernetes Trap
One of the most iconic TV series of the 80s
Talk about user friendly :)
Walulis made a pic in couse of the new LIDL commercial against ALDI
"Here" "Here1" "Here2" "Shouldn't come here"
Debugging is cool
Laughed hard! Yeah, to hell with all this bs y‘all.
One of the best novel I read…
*insert 'its monday' joke here*
The only valid Measurement of Code Quality: WTFs/Minute
Human, focus, work hard, don’t get fired. I don’t like cheap cat food.
I'm not crying you are.
You're so indecisive if you know what I'm meaning..
Blackberry lemon cheese
Not mine but still funny
I can smell this picture
So... my grandma dropped her phone yesterday. It was no joke an atom away from landing on my foot!
Capcom when they delayed their game.
Posting the the Weekend Dance Bros every Saturday #4
And in your third re-try you start to feel the cold sweat on your back
The struggle is real
This customized Volkswagen bus
Cat owners can relate
That's why beer nowaday taste bad
It is sad ... but true
F**k off Oreo, that's the real sh*t!
Living Room Porn
It`s simple like this
Especially because it's Monday
Quantum Computer: Yesn't
Not a smart idea...
The Apple Watch of the 80s
PYtHoN gOoD jAvA bAd
Other way to prank programmers
Any one else?
Most credible scene of hacking ever! Attacker must have had 5 people on the keyboard.
An engineer wiring an early ibm computer. 1958 photo by berenice abbott.
Cheap, cheaper cheapest
It is what it is
Gave him wings alright
The British Parliament enacts the Stamp Act on the American Colonies. (March 22, 1765)
(longer Gif) :)
I took this screenshot of Google's homepage in august 1999. I was writing an essay on how to search for things on the internet.
It seems to work
Yeah, our browser is "special"
It's always like this...
Anything for gaming
Chrome bout to get a four course meal
That darn printer
Somebody has to make this happen
Beautiful weather today!
Google aint no snitch
When I didn't have internet
Who knows this great game?
If Satan were a web developer
First ever Galaxy Tab.
The year is 2121. You open a drawer of your great great grandfather and disvocer this.
Bring your cat to work day
Job Title: Professional Googler.
I want to believe
"Those bastards lied to me"
Finally bought it
TODO: buy a cat
An old CRT TV screen with Pac-Man burnt onto it
When the sun is directly above these poles
Oh. Thats the reason.
5:00 on a Friday, trying to merge & push some small changes to production:
Connecting the dots
Meta: When you add a comment that doesn't explain anything just for the sake of commenting
This early printing press setup showing where the terms “uppercase” and “lowercase” originated.
Waita a minute...
Man vs Machine
Stack overflow wants to know your location
With laptops getting thinner, this might be a good idea
Nothing to say! It’s a Fact
Before stackoverflow, how did developers avoid jumping off a cliff whenever they had a problem with their code
I like music
To be continued...
Evolution Of The Desk
Bit of a lazy day
Back to Basics
01000111 01101111 01100100
Checking Raspberry pin locations through augmented reality. The future is here.
We can finally get VPN on Windows '95 guys
What you say
Front and Backend be like...
Today I learned
That's so true….
It's always on track
Hard at work
I might use this lol
Well, I do...
I‘am that Old
Ill see your Google auto book scanning tool and raise you the BSF-Auto
Fok'n lazer sighting.
21 Pics That Make You Feel Old As You Remember What Internet Used To Be Like
Tesla cars software updating
There are no errors but shall we ignore warnings?
I’d still need a 2nd monitor.
It's a coherent process
Cries in 980
Hope you like pixelart as well (7)
Added a bit of nostalgia to the keyboard
Wtf? Asians man.
What the hell are you upto?
Innards of a RedBox machine
The Legend of…
I wouldn’t even type the w command
Programming in a Nutshell
Oh how I miss the good old days having nothing to worry about
Programmers will know..
Part of my funny collection, and its selfmade lol
Amazing keyboard to copy paste from stack overflow easier
Just a daily reminder that you're not a bad person
A general pseudo joke - no specific language
Every f**king time
Unexpected f**king find.
No time for loosers...
Yep, that old
For people that enjoy sorting algorithms
Apple’s touchscreen “iPhone” prototype from 1983......
Try transcribing that
The prev one but with some lofi
2 humans 1 keyboard
Bill you lad
Especially when you're preparing for the exams
Is it true? I think so
Problem with my duel monitors :(
Underwater internet cable
Work in Peace in 2021
It's not a bug
Software requirements specification
Syntax highlighting? Never heard of it
Gotta love them replies !!
All Hail Larry.
Trust me I am a programmer
Using software development methods to make a baby
Currently on my way...
Naming convention limitation or psycho devs?
Well can you make a sandwich instead ??
Testing in PROD no lower environments
Every time you have to debug, take a shot... this won't end well..
It's a pot, flower pot
That glow tho.
There is no such thing as a small client request
And they're just comments
We all need some love
Prayers doesnct work!
Does your manager Understand the complexities of Programming?
How programmers comment their code...
This CTO got his staff to pay attention to his commit messages! You won't believe how he did it!
"why are u crying? Its just bunch of pixels on the screen"
Finally, the last bug is fixed!
Don't mess with me boi
Please do not tap
Senior dev be like .!..
When Senior Developer comes to Solve the Problems
The effect of pointers
A man of many talents
HTML Programmers’ lives matter!
Back End Developer doing CSS
Junior vs Senior
Who needs Ethernet
Random number generator
To all the DBAs
Only Linux users will get this
Sounds like an entry-level data scientist job
Dear Japan, stay subarashi as much as possible. With love, 9Gag.
Telefonat mit der IT
Code samples or it didn't happen
The war rages on...
IT Dad's story time.
Programmers be like...
Programmers (Day Vs Night)
GitHub out of order view
Ahhhhh. So nice and neat.
Think about your old code.
This girl has an interesting tattoo
Two bytes in a bar
We are here.
What numbering system is this?
TRuSt Me I’m PrOgRaMmEr
The guide everyone needs
“Have you tried running git blame? Oh...nevermind”